I cry because all the money I'll make over the next four (eight?) years will be squandered on worthless government programs.
I cry because I'll be paying off the debt of The Messiah™ for years and years to come. Why? So that Democrats can buy off every special interest group in the country and keep their lazy asses dependent on hand-outs.
I cry because I am a serf having to pay tribute to a thuggish and tyrannical ruling class, consisting of corporate and state power-mongers.
When the Obama presidency is finished, I suspect most of us will indeed be making the same face as the person in this picture...but not for the same reason.