Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Allow Me To Proclaim Myself a Genius in Advance

Everybody, apparently, predicted our current economic situation. (No disrespect to Kubby, who was probably the LP's best candidate last year.)

Well damn it, I want in.

I predict the economy will recover at some point.

I predict it will then get crappy again, some time later.

Finally, I predict....*drum roll* a GREAT DEPRESSION that will last a hundred years! When will it come? No idea. Might not be for a while. But when it comes, don't say I didn't warn you in a highly sensationalist fashion.

If it never comes, it's because you didn't wait long enough.

I'm definitely saving this post, so that I can later show how f-ing right I was. I should be the new host of Mad Money.

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